when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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