Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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