Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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