Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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