Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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