if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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