Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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