Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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