It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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