I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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