his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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