Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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