Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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