you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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