im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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