did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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