Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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