You really coming over, don't trick.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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