Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Walk of Shame today included voting.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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