google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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