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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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