I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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