tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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