what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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