I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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