Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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