He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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