My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's shark week go big or go home
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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