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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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