3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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