Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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