No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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