its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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