break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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