K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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