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anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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