tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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