Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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