Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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