i don't like sucking hair
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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