She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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