so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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