Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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