he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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