"it" just moved
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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