definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Randomize
