I wanna bring you to show and tell
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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