guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Do vagina's smell?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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