Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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