Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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