Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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