Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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