summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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