I want to have your abortion
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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